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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between men and women? Agenda"
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"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"
"Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman."
"Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."
"Is sure that at a certain point, you are going to need to come to terms with your retardation."
"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."
"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"
"The difference between Napoleon and I... is Napoleon understood the importance of 5 minutes. That's my dream. In reality, I'd masturbate if I could get away with it"