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Joke of the Day

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?. None she is the joke"

"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"

"What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon? A hare dare."

"Apple is suing Qualcomm for selling them overpriced chips. Punchline ends."

"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a kid? well he is back in town, wants you to hook up."

"I have what CNN is calling 'snow fatigue' symptoms include: Being tired of winter A sudden desire for spring Thoughts of murderous rage"

"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"

"What was the poltergeist arrested for at the campground? Possession within tent"