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Joke of the Day
"What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty."
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"Why can't you hear the pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent"
"""May your old acquaintances be forgotten and never brought to mind."" -Sir Smirnoff"
"What's a blonde's favorite color? A light shade of clear."
"Why is there no Mexican olympics? Because everyone that can swim, run and jump is already across the border."
"What did Picasso and Smurfette have in common? Both had blue periods."
"So the other day I was throat fucking a black chick She said ""I can't breathe!"" I said ""Honey, lets not make this political."""
"A frendly reminder! ""You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension."" Nikola Tesla"
"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"
"(NSFW) What did the haddock get covered in at the fish orgy? SALMONal fluid"