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Joke of the Day
"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."
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"The biggest flaw with the new Apple iCar Is installing windows."
"I saw a bunch of youths hitting an old lady. I stopped my car, wound down my window and yelled, ""Excuse me, that's my mother-in-law."" ""And what?"" they replied. ""And she's still moving."""
"I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did."
"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"
"How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
"A man goes to a halloween party wearing nothing but his pants The host asks, "" Hey, what the fuck are you supposed to be?"" The man replies, ""I am a premature ejaculation"""
"Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles."
"Once you go black... You're a single mother."
"What happened when Jesus went to mount Olive? Popeye fucking smacked him one."