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Joke of the Day
"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"
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"I'll always remember what my dad told me right before he died: ""of course you're supposed to use that much lighter fluid idiot."""
"Due to the rapid response of and crackdown by the NYPD over the phrase, ""Put wings on"
"Quick: how do you un-shake a baby?"
"Did you hear how high the offshore banker's salary is? I heard he makes boatloads."
"What do you call an Irish Jew? A leprechaun!"
"Nothing interesting has happened today. I haven't been robbed at knifepoint. I haven't been sold into sexual slavery. I'll keep you updated."
"Have you heard of the band 1023 Megabytes? They've never had any gigs."
"I went to a club completely infested by tourettes suffering women last night. Any time I approached one they told me to fuck off."
"What do ""Damn Daniel"" and pedophiles have in common? They both have white vans"