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Joke of the Day

"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"

"Avoid the horror of watching your children's nativity this year by using a condom approximately six years before you have to attend."

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"Why couldn't the banana get a date? It didn't have a peel."

"This beautiful woman is winking at me right now. Now she's using the other eye. Oh never mind. She's falling asleep."

"I bet some of the Crusaders were just random guys who refused to admit that they were lost."

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg. Classic."

"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""

"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"

"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"