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Joke of the Day
"Why does a jew watch pornography backwards? He wants to see the prostitute give back money."
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"What do you call a women who always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"So, my boyfriend said my handjobs weren't very good I beat him into submission."
"My toothpaste says it guarantees whiteness within two weeks.. Yet after two weeks I'm still asian"
"A robot walks into a bar. ""What can I get you?"" the bartender asks. ""I need something to loosen up,"" the robot replies. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."
"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""
"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."
"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"
"How did the lion lose at poker? He was playing with a cheetah."
"Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore? Am I supposed to pick my favorite?"