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Joke of the Day

"Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore? Am I supposed to pick my favorite?"

"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket."

"The shortest joke in the world 'Dwarf Shortages'"

"[trying to unhook a bra] *kung fu noises*"

"I kicked my wife off the bed when she was fast asleep to show her the man of her dreams couldn't save her."

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7? She never let go, Jack."

"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."

"Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. That way she can't hit me with them."

"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."