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Joke of the Day
"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"
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"Sometimes I like to surprise my neighbours by smiling and waving back at them."
"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."
"Spelling cunts. *counts."
"Why did the butcher sell his shop? Because he couldn't meat his expenses"
"Plagiarism is bad? Change a few words, that shit is yours. It's like when you change a baby's clothes- new baby. New baby that's yours now."
"Darth Vader once baked some cookies... But it was a little on the dark side."
"Someone dumped in the urinal! It was real shitty!"
"I'm thinking of something really stupid to tweet -all of us all the time"
"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."