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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns sitting in a car at lights... ... when Dracula jumps on the bonnet and roars an evil roar. ""Quick, show him your cross!"" ""Oi Dracula, get off my damn car!"""

"Did you hear about the magician who could create things out of thin air? They contacted him to give him a TV show, but once they found out he was a fake, it never materialized."

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"A while back I was walking through the woods and found a body... He must have gotten stuck in a bear trap or something. I never told anyone about it but I came back about a week later and he was dead."

"If you really want people to notice you, be a typo."

"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."

"Why do Asains have small penises they don't like being 'rong'"

"[first date] Her: I love your scent, what is it? Me: desperation."

"What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy? [removed]"

"How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously."