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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror? A: A camera that takes pictures of itself."

"How can you get a million dollars in a week? Start with 10 million and become a day-trader."

"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"

"""Go ahead caller"" Why radio DJ's should never work a suicide hotline..."

"I have batlike reflexes. -You mean catlike reflexes? *screeches real loud right in your face to locate food and avoid obstacles*"

"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"

"How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots."

"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"

"If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. They're usually 90 degrees."

"Who was the winner of the first Tour De France? The Wehrmacht Tank division."