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Joke of the Day
"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."
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"Zombies eat brains, right? Then you're good. *NOTE: Heard this from a couple of friends*"
"""but what if I ask someone a question and they answer it"" - me sitting in my house too nervous to go to my neighbors party I was invited to"
"I accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book it cost me a fortune in postage stamps"
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think, ""this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."""
"What do you call a human that's now a cactus? A transplant."
"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"
"I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title"
"The government have announced new measures to stop migrants from getting into England Henceforth, Chelsea fans will be in charge of security at Calais."
"My hobbies include but are not limited to getting drunk and commenting ""LOL"" on relationship statuses on Facebook."