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Joke of the Day

"So, my boyfriend said my handjobs weren't very good I beat him into submission."

"I'm not racist, my shadow is black. "

"I wanted to get rid of my body hair through laser hair removal But it grew on me"

"Good one liner You have a striking face.....how many times has it been struck?"

"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"

"I spotted a machine in a store that read ""It'll do to you what you do to eggs!"" and I'm still trying to figure out what that means. Beats me."

"If you think meeting your girlfriends parents is hard just remember? Someone is going to try to date Eminems daughter"

"My girlfriend's body is a temple... ...and I'm a Jew, so I have to come inside it every Sunday."

"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."

"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."