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Joke of the Day

"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."

"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas."

"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"

"*creating garbage cans* God: ""That's where trash goes"" *creating my twitter* God: ""That's where trash comes from"""

"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."

"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the bulb has to be large enough."

"No matter how long I wait to pretend I just noticed the other person walking toward me in a long corridor, I always nod too soon."

"What blood type do people from Taiwan have? Taipei"

"How many Harambe memes done an average human make a day? Gorillif I know Front page here we come?"

"Always been a favourite of mine. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."