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Joke of the Day

"Always been a favourite of mine. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"A roger you say? My hot Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I'd dropped my pants and got my cock out that I realised she meant someone to rent her spare room."

"What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common? [removed]"

"What do you call a lesbian with huge thumbs? Well-endowed. http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3628/ellenplaidshirt022ex9.jpg"

"What's worse than male chauvinists? Women who don't shut up."

"What does Tom Cruise have in common with gay porn stars? All their best work is behind them"

"Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to this is a getaway car."

"Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber? Char-Jar Binks"

"I quit Reddit."

"My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time."