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Joke of the Day

"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."

"How do you know this is OC? Its not on the front page"

"The Energizer Bunny got arrested the other day... He was charged with battery"

"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."

"It's easier to get away with stealing someone's stroller if you're dressed as a jogger."

"My girlfriend asked me the other day, ""Dave, why do you always walk in front of me?"" I said, ""I'm sorry, I don't follow you."""

"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"

"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."

"What did the Latin guy say after he had sex? Veni. Veni. Veni."