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Joke of the Day

"What blood type do people from Taiwan have? Taipei"

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."

"So I'm opening a soup-based strip club I'm thinking about naming it ""The Brothel"""

"I have a great ebola joke! You probably won't get it"

"Jim: What shall we name our new playground invention? Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again."

"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"

"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."

"How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere."

"What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!"

"Shortest joke I know. Dwarf shortage."