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Joke of the Day
"How many Harambe memes done an average human make a day? Gorillif I know Front page here we come?"
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"Whats Orange and bad for your teeth? ... a brick"
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"Everyone should learn sign language It's very handy"
"I made this girl fall in love with me textually. She said she wanted to # me @ her place."
"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."