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Joke of the Day
"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."
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"What did the ground say to the earthquake? It's your fault!"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands."
"When a chemist says you're gold...... ......it just means you're easily replaceable"
"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"Why was Jered Fogle always late? He kept getting a little behind."
"What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother? HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!"
"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? 'cause he was too far out man!"
"Anyone can be an American unless you're Mexican."