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Joke of the Day

"When is the only time a Muslim bets? When there is a prophet involved."

"I'm not rich like Jack don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too but what was that you said about Martin !"

"What do you call a woman in the living room? A tourist."

"People who say they'll be late for their own funeral* *trust me. you'll make it."

"I've been reading a book on euthanasia... It's so good I can't put it down."

"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."

"Every now and then, getting lost means finding your way."

"When a cashier asks me if I found everything I was looking for, I take their hand, look deeply into their eyes and say, ""I have now."""

"Today my girlfriend offered to finger me I was deeply touched."

"Gender fluid I'm gender fluid. Some times I'm a man, and some times I'm a woman. It depends on which restroom is available."