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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas."
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"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."
"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"
"How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer."
"I'm not good-looking enough to be this stupid."
"What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie? AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE"
"I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice."
"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"If you took all of the poops everyone on earth made in a single day and laid them end to end, wash your hands."
"Some jerk called me ""pretentious"" so I called him a ""planktupus."" I can make up nonsense words too."