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Joke of the Day
"I had just stuck my wiener into some golden buns when I realized... I forgot a condiment."
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"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"A science major says ""What's it made of?"" An engineering major says ""How is it made?"" An arts major says... ""Would you like fries with that?"""
"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"
"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."
"Budweiser is a lot like sex on the beach; It's fucking close to water."
"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."
"Patient asks his doctor... A patient asks his doctor, ""If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?"" The doctor replies, ""No, but it will feel longer."""
"Pigs in a blanket Hey, isn't that the same as an undercover cop?"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."