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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple."

"I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!"

"Why is Germany uninhabitable for cats? They have nein lives!"

"A lot of people look at Russian roulette as a negative game, but statistically it's actually one of the only games you can't lose twice"

"What do you call a centaur that works as a prostitute? A whorse."

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"If I ever build my own house, I'm putting a toilet right in front of the refrigerator."

"Did you hear the one about the perverted statistician? He couldn't get off on the standard deviation"

"Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art? Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming ""stay away from me!"""

"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"