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Joke of the Day

"You think you have it rough? I'm playing hangman with a 6yo who can't spell."

"Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus? At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus."

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"The best time to propose at a restaurant is right after you order but before you pull up to the window."

"Don't you love it when you order salt at McDonald's and you accidentally get some fries!"

"The wife and I were lying in bed this morning when she said, ""I think the romance in this relationship is dead."" I wish she wouldn't talk to me while I'm having a wank."

"Was told to unfold my graduation gown to get rid of the square creases replied that I'd rather graduate with more degrees."

"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."

"If a cop busts you with a prostitute, slip an engagement ring on her finger & be like ""Joke's on you, bro; we're in love!"""

"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."