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Joke of the Day

"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"

"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."

"Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies."

"Jesus: saw that facebook event ""last supper""... looks good but whys it called the ""last supper"" ? Judas: oh.. No reason really"

"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? And we will never know because he can't stand up."

"Who writes hit musicals on the Internet? Andrew Lloyd Webber."

"Lost My Job I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator. I'm suing them for funfair dismissal."

"So Isaac Newton sits under a coconut tree..."

"Where do snowmen dance? At the snowball!"

"God must have really liked saturn"