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Joke of the Day

"I rang up a pizza shop and asked ""do you deliver?"" they repiled ""no we do pizza""."

"What do you call a fart in a gay bar? A mating call LoL"

"Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts."

"What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom? Slow Dancing."

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Why, yes, I am dressed for the weather.I am wearing a house."

"Silly joke I made up today.. How did Pedro fix his car? With Espana."

"What did the Italian chef say when asked, ""How do make these triangular meatballs taste so good?"" *stereotypical Italian accent* I sauce-a these"

"I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex..."

"What do you call a Mustard Competition? A Compe*Dijon*"