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Joke of the Day

"Patient asks his doctor... A patient asks his doctor, ""If I gave up women, wine, and song, would I live longer?"" The doctor replies, ""No, but it will feel longer."""

"It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars, because they cost an arm and a leg."

"What's the difference between a black person and a Jewish person? How they steal your money"

"Trump's Secret Service is going to have a problem If someone shoots at him, they will yell ""Donald Duck, Donald Duck"""

"I told my dad that I was taking a C programming course. He offered to give me some pointers."

"I tried to reason with the poop smudge in my toilet bowl. The whole thing was pointless, it just got pissed off anyway."

"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"

"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"

"What do white supremacists drink at their rallies? White Powerade"

"Can we still see the Grand Canyon from the air or has the government put a giant tarp over it?"