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Joke of the Day
"What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?"
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"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."
"Autocorrect changed 'get a life' to 'get a wife' and now my daughter is a lesbian."
"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"
"What do you call it when a Republican Presidential Candidate throws a hissy fit when he doesn't get what he wants? A Tantrump."
"What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used? The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ..."
"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."
"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.... or two?"
"If you ever laugh so hard that your ass actually comes off, shit probably stops being funny real quick."