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Joke of the Day

"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"There's a new holiday in Russia called ""National Sobriety Day"" People are at a loss as to how to celebrate it."

"Right now the United States and China are tied in total Olympic medals! Of course we trail in Gold medals because every time we win one we have to turn it over to China to pay our debt!!!"

"Did you hear about the new viking movie staring the guy who played Han Solo? It's called Harrison's Fjord"

"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He gets a pencil and works it out."

"If booze isn't the answer, then your question sucks."

"Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."

"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."

"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"