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Joke of the Day
"What's big, green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."
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"Im tired of the movies, I miss the Transformers cartoon. That's when Optimus was in his prime"
" What's the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out..."
"[Puzzle Group Therapy] Crossword: Just once, someone use a pen! Sudoku: Nobody likes math. Jigsaw: ..Then they glued me together! *sobs*"
"i wish humans were as excited to meet each other as dogs"
"Why was the energizer bunny arrested? He got a battery charge."
"I hate it when I punch ghosts! http://imgur.com/lVv8D6W"
"Not sure if it's still too soon after the shooting, but.... Do you think JFK ever said ""I need another parade like I need another hole in the head""?"
"Traffic lights are so shy the closer I get to them, the more likely they are to go red"
"Great minds think alike but great behinds stink alike."