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Joke of the Day
"What would you call Martin Luther king Jr if he was white? Alive."
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"My dad works on Nukes and told me this today What dessert was served during the Manhattan Project? Yellow Cake"
"What do you call a guy from Poland masturbating a Polish Pole Polishing"
"Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever.... But only a fifth May deal in absolutes.."
"How do you know Google is a male? Because it knows everything."
"In the beginning, God made Heaven and Earth... The rest was made in China."
"Netflix and Chill or ... Redtube and Lube "
"Someone broke into my local corner shop and stole 30 cases of Red Bull last night Honestly, I don't know how these people sleep at night"
"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."
"My gf broke up with me. She thinks that I am childish... So, I calmed down, took a deep breath, went to her house, rang the doorbell and ran away."