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Joke of the Day
"why are the fish taco and chicken taco always friends? Cause there's no beef"
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"My girlfriend's been at a baby shower for like 3 hours. That baby's gotta be so fucking clean by now. Girls are weird."
"Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round."
"Classic Norm MacDonald joke http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGr_7p5Ti0Q"
"Don't waste electricity. Would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?"
"What kind of pastry do you need a thesaurus to eat? Synonym rolls"
"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"
"Do black people get sunburns? I don't know... Most prisons are indoors."
"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"
"MARATHON RUNNER: [breaks through ribbon at finish line] GUY WHO LOVES MARATHONS: Hooray GUY WHO LOVES RIBBONS: What the shit"