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Joke of the Day
"How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One or two? One.... or two?"
Next Joke
"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""
"What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees? Courtney."
"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""
"I can't wait to see the phrase ""He was the longest living member of the Baha Men"" in an obituary"
"There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store A person died of secondhand smoke"
"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."
"[at church] ""I'm here for the blood."""
"This post is a broken pencil It is pointless."
"What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer"