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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris successfully seperated twins conjoined at the head by roundkicking them in the face."
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"What's a con-artists favorite holiday? Scamentine's Day."
"He died doing what he loved; getting stabbed to death in a TJ Maxx."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac..? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog..."
"Politically correct joke"
"Accepting a Facebook friend request from someone you follow on twitter is like bringing home your drug dealer to meet your family."
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
"I bought an iPod from El Chapo... But now I have to keep jailbreaking it."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now"
"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"