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Joke of the Day

"If you ever laugh so hard that your ass actually comes off, shit probably stops being funny real quick."

"What kind of bear likes the rain? A drizzley bear."

"My wife and I asked my son who he loves most. He pointed all around. I said he had to choose, then he told us he was pointing at the wifi."

"If I owned a Brazilian waxing joint, I'd call it Pubic's Cube or The Razor's Edge or Hedging Your Bets or Getting a Leg Up or Bush League or"

"Why are all castles disabled? They all have tur-rets"

"I lost my virginity to my teacher yesterday. Unfortunately, I'm home-schooled."

"Knock, knock... Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!"

"My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away."

"What begins with an ""s"", ends with a ""x"" and leaves a guy blown away? Semtex."

"u have one (1) new dad. click here to accept Todd."