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Joke of the Day
"Some people should be dipped in vagisil Maybe then they wouldn't be such irritating cunts"
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"I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn't. So now I'm mourning wood."
"What group would an obese racist join? The cake-cake-cake."
"So, an Irishman walks out of a pub... ... Hey, it could happen!"
"*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* ""THIS IS A STICK UP"" *everyone laughs* ""GUYS IM SERIOUS"" *more laughter* ""DAMN IT"" *leaves*"
"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."
"My niece just said ""Birds live in a birdhouse & we live in a people house!"" Cute, huh? Wrong; my niece is 26 & on trial for manslaughter."
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A baboom."
"If I went back in time I'd tell myself... ""Don't wait until 29 to become a stripper. You get to be naked, drunk and get paid for it!"""
"What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold? Hit."