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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"
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"Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis? Its the only place she can get love."
"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."
"Why doesnt Santa Clause have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and its only ever down a chimney"
"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"
"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"
"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."
"What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C"
"Why did the nun get a free hot dog at the fair? Because she spontaneously performed fellatio on the hot dog salesman. This made him feel charitable."
"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"