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Joke of the Day
"Can a ninja throw a star? Shur-He-Can"
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"I put methanol in the punch bowl... ...and now I can't find the punch line."
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"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? It's easy to roast beef..."
"You can say that Hodor was Branwashed."
"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"
"Their are only two things I hate about this world Those who can't respect other people's cultures and the Danish"
"Why was the Astronaut cold? He forgot to bring a space heater."
"What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar"
"Why do ghosts like going out? So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced."