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Joke of the Day
"I'm the guy in charge of making the room smell nasty in the Glade commercials."
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"What's the best part about banging Jessica Alba? You'll know if she was faking it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chloe ! Chloe who ? Chloe's Encounters of the Third Kind !"
"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
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"What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person."
"Why don't witches wear panties? Better grip"
"Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton? It's near-humerus."
"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"I wonder if Dumbledore ever used the sorting hat to help him with the laundry."