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Joke of the Day

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"did you hear about the gipsy that had a glass baby married a fortune teller with a crystal ball."

"Racism at its best Eeny meeny miney moe Catch a blacky by the toe If he holler make him pay By picking cotton for a day"

"Whenever I tell her that I want to put my Butterfinger into her MilkyWay, she Snickers."

"""Hard at Work"" The story of a male porn star."

"The police station installed ""Safe Spots"" for Craigslist sales... Which is great because I always met in a park under a tree but it always seemed so shady."

"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."

"Jokes Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn't jump at all."

"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."

"Tall girls might get modeling contracts but I can still ask for the high school student discount."