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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? It's the C"
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"What's a good article I should open as a new tab and not look at for weeks until my browser crashes?"
"Two guys walk into a bar... the next one ducks."
"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"Million dollar idea - an app that connects you with other people eating beef jerky in their car."
"I once met an Asian with excellent grammar... So I said, ""Wow, your grammar is so good!"" And they replied, ""No.....my grandma's dead."""
"Old bankers never die... ...They just lose interest."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clare ! Clare who ? Clare your throat before you speak !"
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
"Before my grandma kicked the bucket, he said one thing to me ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""