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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff? Put a redneck behind it."
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"The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep. I decided to in-vitamin."
"I've got a fungal skin infection It was a little itchy at the start, but now it's really growing on me."
"Pregnancy is like politics you vomit a lot and at the end you get something you don't want."
"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"
"What do you call a bunch of crows that go to church? A mass murder"
"What's the difference between America and a yogurt? After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture."
"What do goats do on election day? Voat. co"
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"Nothing says I mean business' like using a grocery cart at the liquor store."