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Joke of the Day
"What do you call children that are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts"
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"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."
"Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"
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"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"