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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a pornstar with a bout of diarrhea? One shucks between fits."

"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."

"I love the rain so fucking much It gets me wet."

"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."

"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."

"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""

"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."

"Why can't Rabbis eat pork and Priests can't have sex? Because the Rabbis got to choose first."

"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."