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Joke of the Day
"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
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"How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede? Swed-ish."
"What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12."
"Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok."
"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
"""Alright, now who's ready to fuck and get some fiber?!"" - Keynote Speaker at the 'Fuck 'N Fiber' Convention"
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
"Can't stop thinking about really disturbing things today, like what if they had called him Illinois Jones."
"*does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*"
"If I can't stand on a counter top display at Home Depot and shit in the sink then we are truly living in a fascist society."