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Joke of the Day

"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."

"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."

"A girl goes to the doctor... A girl asks her doctor ""Are there many calories in sperm?"". Doc replies ""Look love, if you swallow, no one cares how fat you are!""."

"Haha Whats is a house without ears : anwser:homtydumty:}"

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."

"I wanted to hire a marsupial butler... but none of the applicants were koala-fied."

"If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take half, what do you have? That's right, a black eye and my hatred."

"I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job... it was an anti-climb axe"

"My friend just sent me this one. > To the person who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you! > You have my Word!"

"A husband says to his wife... ""What would you do if I won the lottery?"". She replied ""I'd take half, then leave you."" ""Excellent!"", he retorted, ""I won 12, here's 6, now fuck off""."