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Joke of the Day

"My friend saw Stevie Wonder walking down the street when she went to California! I don't think he saw her though..."

"If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say? Who farted?"

"Way into ""Game of Thrones"". Are there any shows that are games of other kinds of chairs?"

"Deja Moo I feel like I've heard this bull before..."

"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."

"Lincoln cars can't turn left. They're all right, all right, all riiiggghhht"

"Did you guys hear about that actress who stabbed her waiter with her fork? Im trying to remember her name. Its Reese something. Help me out here...."

"Just remember, every day is a gift from God. Well except for Monday.. Satan slips that one in. He's a sneaky bastard."

"The new Trump Administration is re-doing the voice mail prompts at the White House... Thank you for calling the White House. For English, press 1. <silence>"

"Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram - she pulled it."