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Joke of the Day
"When you're trying to be cheesy But everyone around you is lactose intolerant"
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"Well it's that time of year again when the 80 a week I invest in child maintenance finally pays off by providing me with a pair of fucking socks."
"Is it cocky to have 2 penises? I think its 2 cocky."
"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"
"My dad fought in the war and survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now classed as a seasoned veteran."
"My mate just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to Hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak."
"Why can't atheists solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers!"
"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time."
"They said ""orange is the new black""... ...but I didn't realise they meant Trump would replace Obama."