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Joke of the Day

"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."

"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."

"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"

"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"

"Wanna hear a joke about potassium? K"

"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: *clenches fists Mom: ""don't..."" Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: ........ Dad: ""HI GAY. I'M DAD"""

"I entered my first masturbation competition at the weekend... I came last"

"When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. ""Over there, beside mine"" wasn't the answer I was expecting."

"Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."