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Joke of the Day

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"

"Pretty girls with ugly laughs : nature's way of preserving the balance"

"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"

"""I can't believe you slept with her!"" ""Well, we were both drunk, and..."" ""But I thought you don't drink?"" ""It's true, but she was drunk enough for the both of us."""

"If Donald Trump becomes President I'm going to Mexico. Not by choice though."

"I've decided to always wear a Seahawks jersey to exams when I forget to study for them. That way I'll pass when I shouldn't."

"If you could go back in time and kill any person for the good of the future, who would you kill? Trump"

"Q: How has Clinton made his cabinet look more like America? A: Many of them have sixth grade reading levels."

"What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."