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Joke of the Day

"Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first? Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright."

"[interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Superman: Seriously?"

"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"

"Posted a picture of my privates on Facebook... I guess you could call it Ballsy"

"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"

"A dyslexic walks into a bank and yells: ""Hands in the air motherfuckers! This is a stick up!"" Because he's just dyslexic and can still speak fine"

"What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid? A toothbrush."

"The quietest sound ever recorded is the sound of a Canadian saying ""excuse me"" in a crowd"

"Whom does Ban Ki-Moon revolve around? Ban Ki-Earth."

"i look at my phone's 100% battery icon with the same fondness as proud parents watching their children bounce out of bed yelling ""pancakes!"""