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Joke of the Day
"I'm an antisocial-psychic. I can see ahead of time that I won't want to talk to you."
Next Joke
"Do you want to hear a joke about Pizza? Nah it's too cheesy"
"My wife...it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore"
"ME{from upstairs}: Honey, I'm gonna take a Buble bath WIFE: You mean bubble bath, dear ME: Right MICHAEL BUBLE: Are you getting in or what?"
"Kidnapping is the most misleading term ever I've had these kids in my trunk for an hour and I can't get them to stop screaming let alone nap"
"My wife always finds a reason to hate every girl that I bring home."
"What do you do when a bird attacks you? Duck."
"A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets crabs He calls her out on it, and she replies, ""I was only $10. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."
"Knock knock (Me -Knock knock) (You-Whos there) (Me-Dew) (You-Drew who) (Me-Drew pecock) Say it fast ^"