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Joke of the Day
"I love the rain so fucking much It gets me wet."
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"What did the fish scream when its tank cracked? ""Dam-it!"""
"Superman: Kinda sucks you can't fly. Batman: It's okay. Superman: Why? Batman: My planet hasn't exploded, so I can still walk and drive."
"I was walking down the street when I saw my mother in law getting beaten up by 7 people... Someone said ""shouldn't you help?"" and I replied ""nah, 7 should be enough."""
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar fifty but deer nuts are under a buck."
"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"
"""How many televised singing competitions are too many?"" ""I don't know, let's find out!"" - Television executives"
"The hardest part of being a gentleman is going to all of these gentlemen's clubs."