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Joke of the Day
"You can't spell 'jew' without the word 'ew'."
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"[creation] GOD: You all have a divine purpose HORSE: I will plow man's field COW: I will give man milk GUINEA PIG: I will test man's shampoo"
"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."
"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my granddad in that concentration camp during the war. Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."
"Blood is thicker than water, but rhinoceros poop is thicker than blood, so.."
"I went to church today just to thank God I'm not Miley Cyrus."
"How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool."
"Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader? Because there's only 2 factors involved."
"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."
"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""