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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"
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"You want to know who never gets checked for their ID? HumIDity."
"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."
"Do you know about Bassist heaven? I've never heard of it"
"What do you call the stupidest fish in the sea? A dumb bass."
"My Grandpa has the heart of a Lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo"
"Height of noise Two skeletons having sex on a tin roof and using a can for a condom"
"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."
"What does a Native American Biologist live in? ATP"
"There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...."