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Joke of the Day
"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?... None, they can't change anything."
"Just saw a bag of McDonalds in the street. Unsure how this will affect brand. Could be good (free advertising) or bad (no one was eating it)"
"Why do gorillas have big nostrils? ... Because they got big fingers."
"Fun Fact - The faster you walk around the office the more important you are"
"Hi, Faithbook! itfs Mike Tyson"
"How do skateboarders see? So gnar"
"Helped my son flush his betta fish today. He asked ""Dad, does God love bettas?"" & I said ""Dunno, son, ask him after we flush you."""
"Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? A mental hospital."
"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar... And it was tense."